Since January, is the popular shooter ‘Counter-Strike: Source‘ available on Linux through Steam. Valve done a great job porting the source-engine: the difference in performance between Windows v/s Linux is minimal, if not the same according to my benchmarks.
The impressive sequel ‘Counter-Strike: Global Offensive‘ is expected soon (fuck yeah)… until than we take pleasure in killing on CS:S. If you don’t own CS:S already RootGamer offers the opportunity to win CS:S in another free game giveaway!!
Rules
- Start date: 13 April 2013
- Closing date: 25 April 2013
- You don’t own the game already
- Posted before? You have bigger chance to win
Participate
- Share this page somewhere… (proof with link/screenshot)
- Post a joke / riddle below to participate
good luck to you all
Hi i need that…
Steam-: anupamjuniwal OR Eviljustice
Prof-: http://www.facebook.com/rock.eviljustice/posts/327717153998076
The Joke-:
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’s you get that?” the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”
Thanks for the competition!
1. https://twitter.com/DragonManCZ/status/323121078622892032
2. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
Hi, I would like to participate. =)
Steam User. Spacenoids
Link. http://indie-bit.blogspot.com/2013/04/1up-semana-2.html#more
The Joke . A man is talking to God.
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”
http://kepfeltoltes.hu/130414/208947606N_vtelen_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.jpg
Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
I’ve been always asking my friends to let me play some rounds in CS:S :/ I’ve never had any Counter-Strike account… I hope till now 🙂
LINK: https://plus.google.com/u/0/105774401825800343948/posts/2obs6sWeZGc
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
“What’s the matter?” he was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”
“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.
Steam acc:
Sharamin
Hi derk
its too hard to translate a joke to english since im turkish guy but ill translate it following days and send here just i dont wanna lose chance of getting a free account for this awesome game please reserve me a account :))
my steam account is
arabcian
Hello, heres my proof: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/86368123/Random/csphotoshop.png
my steam is: predator8bit
so the man walks in to the bar and asks for a whiskey, the bartender gives him an apple, the guy says -dude i asked for a whiskey the bartender says just try the apple, the guy bites the fruit and feels the strong taste of whiskey, in that moment an other guy walks into the bar and asks for a burbon and he gets an apple too, so he gets pissed but the first guy says him to trust the bartender and just try the apple to his surprise the apple tasted just like the burbon he was asking for, and then an other guy walks in to the bar and before he could say anything the first two starts to talk to him: dude this bartender will give you an apple that tastes exactly what you ask for! the third guy turns to the bartender and asks: really? the bartender just nods with his head to express his approval. Than I want an apple that tastes like pussy! says the 3rd guy, the bartender grabs an apple and places in front of the guy, he chews into it and then: EEWWW! this tastes like shit! says the guy. You bit the wrong side -replies the bartender.
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
Steam ID: sagesh99 http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069554477/
Proofs: https://twitter.com/sagE3k/status/324488857087250432 and http://s10.postimg.org/nrch0sm3d/css.png
Joke:
“What do you call a Mexican who’s had his car stolen?”
“Carlos.”
“No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be a 9 year old Asian kid who is better”
steam name: ofekia123
joke:
Grade teacher says that only fools confident, then one of the students asked him: Are you sure? The teacher then said, one hundred percent!
steam name: w.fitzmaurice
Joke: There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size. So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” and the woman’s boobs went up one size. Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, “I’m sorry,” and her boobs got one size bigger. Then she’s walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, “Oh my god! A thousand apologies!”
PS: I would love this game cause its fun and i would get premium steam
This is proof i did it!!!
http://imgur.com/urDOx9x
Hi. Really hoping to play CS:GO
Steam Name: `Finn&Jake
Link: https://www.facebook.com/marklester.cuaderno?ref=tn_tnmn
https://twitter.com/OhHiNoob
Joke:
“How many mexicans does it needs to change a light bulb?
ONLY JUAN! XD”
I would really love to get a copy!
Steam: Linkineffect
Proof of share:
https://www.facebook.com/timmydierickse?ref=tn_tnmn
Riddle:
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
Answer:
Message me to find out! 😀
it would really be awesome of you to do this hope i can have my copy soon
screenshot:p http://prntscr.com/11tasz
touch the screen to see joke :p
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?
give me cs source :p
Posted on this account:
https://www.facebook.com/cameron.colliver
Evidence of post:
http://imgur.com/NXUy2uK
Steam account is A Yellow Pikmin
Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/kii_pikumin/
“So Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar…
and he doesn’t.”
“So a man walks into a barand says…
Ouch”
GYz PLZZZZZZZZZZ……………… give me steam id of css